Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse, he tells Montgomery County how it’s going to be.

Napolitano campaign taps CHUCK NORRIS ( very politely of course )

This just in.. Napolitano for Sheriff campaign is announcing  an election rally and endorsement for Sheriff by none other than Chuck Norris.  Now that kicks Butt.  I double checked with Paul Lazzaro who confirmed this is announcement to be completely true.  A great boost for Jim Napolitano. Congratulations Jim.

For Immediate Release



The Woodlands, TX, Jan. 28, 2016 – Motion picture and television icon, Chuck Norris, will appear in person at a public election rally here on Monday, February 15, at 6:30 p.m., Chief Jim Napolitano said Norris confirmed today that he would like to visit personally with county voters. He is traveling to Montgomery County specifically to encourage voters to support Napolitano’s campaign for Montgomery County Sheriff in the upcoming Republican Primary. Napolitano is a former U.S. Secret Service Special Agent and current Chief of Police of the City of Montgomery. Norris and Napolitano have developed close ties due to their mutual interest in international security matters and the Norris-founded Kickstart Kids organization.


The major campaign rally, titled “Trigger The Vote,” will be staged at The Woodlands Waterway Marriott Convention Center, complete with a live band, refreshments, games, voter information, ancillary exhibitors, political oratory, special performances, and prominent guests. Chuck Norris fans of all ages and families from throughout Montgomery County will be welcomed with a full program of information and excitement. Napolitano’s campaign materials point out that he has been; “Trusted to protect our nation, guard four U.S. Presidents, and is ready to move from Secret Service to Public Service.” He and Norris believe that Chief Napolitano’s unique international experience and intense special training will bring “A New Era of Law Enforcement to Montgomery County.”

The election rally on Presidents’ Day, Feb. 15, will kick off at the convenient time of 6:30 p.m. with most schools closed for the holiday and many parents do not work on the legal federal holiday. Early Voting in the primary election begins the next day, February 16, and continues through February 26. Election Day is Tuesday, March 1. With a large crowd of Chuck Norris, Republican voters, and Napolitano supporters expected, public guests are being encouraged to park free at the The Woodlands Convention Bureau’s multi-story parking garage across Six Pines Road from the Marriott Hotel. A bridge spans Six Pines from the parking garage to provide direct entrance to the hotel. Elevator service is available at both terminal points.


Chuck Norris is an international television and film star, who has starred in 23 motion pictures such as “Delta Force,” “Code of Silence,” and “Missing in Action.” His television series, “Walker, Texas Ranger,” ran for more than eight years on CBS with 203 episodes. Norris’ TV show is still showing in more than 80 countries worldwide with an average of one billion viewers daily.


Chuck Norris established KICKSTART KIDS in 1990 with the help of former President George H. W. Bush.  In 1992, the program launched in Houston in four public middle schools -­ Central, Burbank, Hamilton, and Hogg. Chuck and Gena Norris serve as Chairman and Executive Chairman. The success of the KICKSTART KIDS foundation is their life’s mission, with a vision to be in every school in Texas.

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